Things I Would Email You If We Were Friends

Things I Would Email You If We Were Friends

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Everything that happened last month.

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Liz Heather
Jun 02, 2026
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A pretty good month!

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  • Spring Sundays is still happening each week.

  • The best tweets and threads of the month can be seen here.

  • There was a chipmunk trapped in my parent’s house and it really dominated the house news for a few days. What’s funny is that it was a nuisance for about a full week and then decided it didn’t want to come inside anymore? A+ experience for dealing with a wild animal. Fully recommend.

  • And speaking of wild animals, a pig on Centre Island bit me! And look, I was putting my fingers through the gate so it’s completely my fault so I don’t blame him. I guess the lesson here is: don’t forget that pigs have teeth. This photo (below) was taken about two seconds before the chomp. My face is really screaming, “We’re gonna be friends” and he actually looks like, “That’s what you think.”

  • Does anyone else remember how good the show Once Upon A Hamster was? Why does it feel like a childhood fever dream? And why do I wish they made new episodes?

  • Andrew Dismukes is becoming my favourite person on SNL and the best sketch this year goes to:

  • And speaking of SNL, I cannot get answers on WHO this chihuahua (below) belongs to and what his/her name is. I’m going to assume she’s a lady because she has that certain something. I know she has to be linked to someone on staff because I’ve noticed her in multiple sketches throughout the past two years. And, not be be dramatic, but I NEED ANSWERS.

  • Do not sleep on the gorgeous notepads at Indigo. And why do I wish I could live inside the scenery woven into their throw pillows (seen below)??

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